Archive for February, 2008

Appreciating the Little Things on the Road

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

The other day, I realized I hadn’t enjoyed a day at the beach in a week. I hadn’t scuba dived, snorkeled, boogie boarded, or sunbathed on the small patches of golden sand found in the area.
My days during that week had seen me working on a few projects where I am staying [...]

This is a Message From the Emergency Broadcast System…

Monday, February 25th, 2008

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“This is a message from the Emergency Broadcast System” is a message I have seen more frequently in my mere minutes of television watching in Hawaii compared to the rest of my life of avid television watching in Canada.
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How Spam Conquered Hawaii, and How I Conquered Spam

Monday, February 18th, 2008

What do you see when you think of Hawaiian food? If you’re like me, you conjure up images of fresh fruits (bananas and pineapples being the most prolific in the image, but generally anything that will fit on top of the Tropicana girl’s head will do), seafood (Hawaii is, after all, in the middle of [...]

Learning Hawaiian

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

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Although Hawaii is an English-speaking US State, it comes with its own very distinct culture, identity, and languages. Before I came here I tried to get a handle on some of the Hawaiian words and phrases, but in practice here, [...]

An Introduction to Spearfishing…and Neurological Disease

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

First, it was traveling across the island with a crippling migraine. Then, it was a black eye gracefully received while boogie boarding. Now, toxic poisoning with neurological and gastronomic effects. Excellent.

First, let me tell you about a new sport Kelly has adopted with all the enthusiasm of a child who just discovered ice [...]

The Hazards of Boogie Boarding: How I Got a Black Eye

Monday, February 4th, 2008

This, my friends, is the story of how a deaf guy gave me a black eye at the beach. You just can’t trust those deaf guys…

During the winter, many of the normally calm and serene beaches of Hawaii that entice snorkelers and leisurely swimmers turn spicy. Body surfers, boogie boarders, and surfers get their [...]