Archive for February, 2008
This is a Message From the Emergency Broadcast System…
Monday, February 25th, 2008var gaJsHost = ((“https:” == document.location.protocol) ? “https://ssl.” : “http://www.”);document.write(unescape(“%3Cscript src=’” + gaJsHost + “google-analytics.com/ga.js’ type=’text/javascript’%3E%3C/script%3E”)); “This is a message from the Emergency Broadcast System” is a message I have seen more frequently in my mere minutes of television watching in Hawaii compared to the rest of my life of avid television watching in Canada. [...]
How Spam Conquered Hawaii, and How I Conquered Spam
Monday, February 18th, 2008What do you see when you think of Hawaiian food? If you’re like me, you conjure up images of fresh fruits (bananas and pineapples being the most prolific in the image, but generally anything that will fit on top of the Tropicana girl’s head will do), seafood (Hawaii is, after all, in the middle of [...]
Learning Hawaiian
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008var gaJsHost = ((“https:” == document.location.protocol) ? “https://ssl.” : “http://www.”);document.write(unescape(“%3Cscript src=’” + gaJsHost + “google-analytics.com/ga.js’ type=’text/javascript’%3E%3C/script%3E”)); Although Hawaii is an English-speaking US State, it comes with its own very distinct culture, identity, and languages. Before I came here I tried to get a handle on some of the Hawaiian words and phrases, but in practice [...]
An Introduction to Spearfishing…and Neurological Disease
Thursday, February 7th, 2008First, it was traveling across the island with a crippling migraine. Then, it was a black eye gracefully received while boogie boarding. Now, toxic poisoning with neurological and gastronomic effects. Excellent. First, let me tell you about a new sport Kelly has adopted with all the enthusiasm of a child who just discovered ice cream. [...]
The Hazards of Boogie Boarding: How I Got a Black Eye
Monday, February 4th, 2008This, my friends, is the story of how a deaf guy gave me a black eye at the beach. You just can’t trust those deaf guys… During the winter, many of the normally calm and serene beaches of Hawaii that entice snorkelers and leisurely swimmers turn spicy. Body surfers, boogie boarders, and surfers get their [...]
















